In art history, there's this movement called Meta-Modernism. Meta-Modernism is a response to Post-Modernism, a genre of art that focuses on returning to the past. Meta-Modernism acknowledges that humans will seek to advance art, but eventually deevolves themselves back to simple lines and colors.
Why am I discussing this? Well, this game is the prime example of Meta-modernism, a living proof of human regression, a beautiful piece of degeneration and sloth. This game is so bad, that it's good. Overall, this game deserves that 5 stars, worthy to be compared to Da Vinci's Mona Lisa, Picasso's cubism, and it is beyond our mere mortal understanding. The devs have ascended to a new dimensions of enlightenment. We are unworthy, and does not deserve this masterpiece.
Let's start by examining the graphics. Such masterpiece! Our character is an anime version of Sherlock Holmes. Her midnight black hair complements with her leather brown suit, worthy for a master detective. Under her guise a school uniform, an indication of a young prodigy. Her intense violet eyes screams 'kininarimasu', a token to God's favorite anime: Hyouka.
The scenarios rises beyond mere understanding. We ignore questions like "why is there a schoolgirl playing detective around a corpse?" or "why hasn't the police quarantined the crime scene?" or "where the hell is the police?" Such questions are unnecessary as our private investigator is a God send, fallen from Heaven to help solve crimes for those mortal bystanders. She serves one purpose: to deliver swift justice to criminal scums in place of the victim's families. None shall question the authenticity of Sherlock-chan.
The gameplay has been superb; first, you read the question, then click on the answer in the picture. After that, you play a short minigame. Sometimes you have to play as a sniper and shoot the criminal holding some women hostage. I hate this one since I always miss. Other times, I play as a tank shooting another tank, I hate that one as well since I always miss. Once in a while, I fill out a short word puzzle. I always get those right since I understand English. One thing I don't understand is why they always ask me to install another game. I AM PLAYING AS WAIFU SHERLOCK-CHAN I DONT NEED ANY OTHER GAME BESIDES MY GODDESS OF JUSTICE. Overall, not bad of a game.
As to story, remember how I described this game as meta-modernism in flesh and blood? Who needs story and progression anyways. One Piece got away with that, K-on as well, and pretty much most Slice of Life anime doesn't have a plot line. Thus, plot is overrated. Why would we ever need plot and story to make a game good. If anything, why is a story necessary in order to make a game good? Sherlock-chan has showed us that a story doesn't necessarily drives the game. It's the intense mysteries that you solve along the way, and those mysteries really puts you on the edge. I often question if it's that awfully suspicious drug addict versus the high school quarterback that killed Roland. These life or death decisions makes my butt cheeks clutch.
Overall, this game is a blast. I am seriously in love with this game. I don't understand why people are not talking about this game. It got mystery, slice of life, yuri, otome, puzzle, suspense, drama, pretty much everything you want in a game. This rivals Fate in terms of cinematic universe. This beauty beats all waifus out there. I thank you God for putting me on this earth, just in time for me to enjoy this masterpiece. Amen.
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5.0In art history, there's this movement called Meta-Modernism. Meta-Modernism is a response to Post-Modernism, a genre of art that focuses on returning to the past. Meta-Modernism acknowledges that humans will seek to advance art, but eventually deevolves themselves back to simple lines and colors. Why am I discussing this? Well, this game is the prime example of Meta-modernism, a living proof of human regression, a beautiful piece of degeneration and sloth. This game is so bad, that it's good. Overall, this game deserves that 5 stars, worthy to be compared to Da Vinci's Mona Lisa, Picasso's cubism, and it is beyond our mere mortal understanding. The devs have ascended to a new dimensions of enlightenment. We are unworthy, and does not deserve this masterpiece. Let's start by examining the graphics. Such masterpiece! Our character is an anime version of Sherlock Holmes. Her midnight black hair complements with her leather brown suit, worthy for a master detective. Under her guise a school uniform, an indication of a young prodigy. Her intense violet eyes screams 'kininarimasu', a token to God's favorite anime: Hyouka. The scenarios rises beyond mere understanding. We ignore questions like "why is there a schoolgirl playing detective around a corpse?" or "why hasn't the police quarantined the crime scene?" or "where the hell is the police?" Such questions are unnecessary as our private investigator is a God send, fallen from Heaven to help solve crimes for those mortal bystanders. She serves one purpose: to deliver swift justice to criminal scums in place of the victim's families. None shall question the authenticity of Sherlock-chan. The gameplay has been superb; first, you read the question, then click on the answer in the picture. After that, you play a short minigame. Sometimes you have to play as a sniper and shoot the criminal holding some women hostage. I hate this one since I always miss. Other times, I play as a tank shooting another tank, I hate that one as well since I always miss. Once in a while, I fill out a short word puzzle. I always get those right since I understand English. One thing I don't understand is why they always ask me to install another game. I AM PLAYING AS WAIFU SHERLOCK-CHAN I DONT NEED ANY OTHER GAME BESIDES MY GODDESS OF JUSTICE. Overall, not bad of a game. As to story, remember how I described this game as meta-modernism in flesh and blood? Who needs story and progression anyways. One Piece got away with that, K-on as well, and pretty much most Slice of Life anime doesn't have a plot line. Thus, plot is overrated. Why would we ever need plot and story to make a game good. If anything, why is a story necessary in order to make a game good? Sherlock-chan has showed us that a story doesn't necessarily drives the game. It's the intense mysteries that you solve along the way, and those mysteries really puts you on the edge. I often question if it's that awfully suspicious drug addict versus the high school quarterback that killed Roland. These life or death decisions makes my butt cheeks clutch. Overall, this game is a blast. I am seriously in love with this game. I don't understand why people are not talking about this game. It got mystery, slice of life, yuri, otome, puzzle, suspense, drama, pretty much everything you want in a game. This rivals Fate in terms of cinematic universe. This beauty beats all waifus out there. I thank you God for putting me on this earth, just in time for me to enjoy this masterpiece. Amen.